Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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