Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
How's work?
Spinning.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
