I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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