break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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