talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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