how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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