I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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