is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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