just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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