Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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