talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
