The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
