i think my mom watched the whole time
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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