So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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