i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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