I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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