the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
