Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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