Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nutella sex= disaster
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
