oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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