i just google imaged poop.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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