He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize
