so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You dont lie about slip and slides
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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