Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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