the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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