Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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