Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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