It's Friday. Sex?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Randomize
