Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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