I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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