Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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