Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Randomize
