**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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