my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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