I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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