i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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