I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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