why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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