Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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