we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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