I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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