Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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