ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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