whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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