Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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