Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
