were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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