BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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