After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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