I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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